Similar to Expendables I will base this rant on the expectations and qualities that go hand in hand with a Saw movie, so my references will be Saw I – VI, all right, let’s dive into this. King Ghidorah, therefore it would be ridiculous to compare something like the Saw series to a timeless masterpiece like that. Third Warning: I know that Saw is not as great as Godzilla vs. Well considering how much time I spent watching previous Saw’s those few more hours won’t change much of the overall amount of time that has been wasted, so bring it on… Saw VII is everything the critics have accused the Saw series of beingīut why am I wasting so much time on a movie I hate? No story, just a series of sequences loosely held together It might be great if you are drunk – but then again Sex and the City 2 was horrible despite being drunk so I’m not sure if that will do the trick. Gordon – he has a 2 minute cameo, that’s it, don’t waste your money on seeing that on screen, please!

Second Warning: if you want to see this movie because you want to know what happened to Dr. I’ve had a high tolerance for idiotic shit happening in Saw (hell, even after the disastrous Saw V I gave part VI a chance) and you know that something has to be REALLY wrong when people like me (as well as he majority of Saw fans out there) hate this movie so much. It is a wall of text, if you have not seen Saw VII, there is a quick review at the beginning urging you not to see it, please read if you have considered watching Saw VII. Saw VII is everything critics have accused Saw of being, it more or less affirms everyone who has never seen a Saw movie in their (until now) ill-informed prejudice.įirst Warning: This fan-rant will make my Expendables outbreak look like kindergarten.

That being said: Saw VII made me ashamed of having ever raised my voice to defend this series. Preface: I’ve been a Saw fan since I bought the first two movies on DVD and seen every subsequent movie in the theater and while there were many downturns since the series progressed endlessly, I never stopped defending Saw when people called it idiotic, sick, torture porn or whatever.

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